(Source: un-s1nk4ble)
if we have a zombie outbreak it better happen in vegas cause i want to be able to make the joke “i guess it didn’t stay in vegas”
(Source: idont-evenknow-anymore, via un-s1nk4ble)
wat happens if whenever you shaved, the hair would scream and just u would feel so guilty cause like ahh my hair is screaming do i stop or? just omg
(Source: idont-evenknow-anymore, via coolst0ry-babee)
Bitches eating alphabet soup, and choking on the D
(Source: 0utbox, via un-s1nk4ble)


the girl from cory in the house looks like this now..

