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if we have a zombie outbreak it better happen in vegas cause i want to be able to make the joke “i guess it didn’t stay in vegas” 

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wat happens if whenever you shaved, the hair would scream and just u would feel so guilty cause like ahh my hair is screaming do i stop or? just omg

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Bitches eating alphabet soup, and  choking on the D

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you know you’re old when…

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image  the girl from cory in the house looks like this now..

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GUYS I FOUND A POPULAR GUY FROM MY SCHOOL WORLD OF TEXT PLEASE HELP ME MAKE IT WEIRD <3

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